So true
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Source: mistyflipThis is my tumblr, yeah. I like babies, kittens, food, traveling, and crossword puzzles. I'm a senior at Old Dominion University. I'm pretty rad.
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#Hey Mr President #Invade Britain whenever you want #Back door’s open
#dear mister obama please take australia it’s yours #we’ll bake you cookies and everything #you can pat our kangaroos #fuck you can have one here take one #all yours
Reblogging for the comments.
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Real Talk: Your Labia
Source: plannedparenthood
Have you ever wondered if your labia look funny? Tons of people of all ages worry that their inner labia are too long/dangly, that their labia is a wonky color, or that any number of other things might be wrong down there. Which is why we were so psyched to discover that Scarleteen went ahead and broke down some of our biggest labia-related anxieties (lanxieties? labieties?).
Spoiler alert: it’s okay that your inner labia are longer than your outer ones!
photo credit: WarmSleepy
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Wash ALL the dishes!
i literally just yelled “GAAARRREEETTT WHYYYY IS YOUR LIIFEEEEEE” and i’m on skype with richard and he got really confused and i’m sorry i don’t know why i reacted that way
you purty
“IANTHEEEEEE WHYYYY IS YOUR YELLINGGGGGGGGG”
probably because you aren’t constantly mailing me pasta
I’ll be sure to take a giant tub of spaghetti out of the walk-in and mail it to you tomorrow! :D Along with some sauce, I guess. Would you like marinara, meat, or alfredo?
marinara and alfredo are both great… what would you recommend, president of pasta
pasta al presidente
get it
omg
I’ll send a mixture of the two (creamy marinara) and some individual containers for the two :P
pasta al presidente
Tumblr can’t handle you right now, Ianthe bahahahaha.
I took this picture. CLEAN ALL THE THINGS
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"We used to think that breast milk was just a food and that it was filled with fats and proteins and vitamins and that formula companies were successfully able to mimic this. But we now know that there are substances in breast milk that exist almost at the same levels that are not digestible by infants. So what are they doing there? It turns out, they’re digestible by beneficial bacteria. So over millions of years, the mother has been creating a substance that will recruit useful bacteria into her infant’s gut and this sets her infant up for life. So as much as breast milk is a food, we also now understand that it’s also a medicine."
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